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Lurking hemmo
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via: santa
source: ex0skeletal

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
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Calum5SOS: It happened again.. THAT ONE DAMN LINE (x)

(Source: calsabrah)

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5 Seconds of Summer arrived in Chicago today and greeted fans at the airport. Band member Michael was not in toe due to a recent illness on tour, and he’ll be joining his band members via bus. - April 16

(Source: fivesource)

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5 Seconds of Summer all arrived in Chicago today and greeted fans at the airport. Band member Michael was not in toe due to a recent illness on tour, and he’ll be joining his band members via bus. - April 16

5 Seconds of Summer all arrived in Chicago today and greeted fans at the airport. Band member Michael was not in toe due to a recent illness on tour, and he’ll be joining his band members via bus. - April 16

(Source: fivesource)

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Ultimate heroes? (x)

(Source: hemmingslip)

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antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

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kittiecusshetoldmeto:

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swiggity swag what’s in the bag

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swiggity swAND IT’S PATRICK’S HAND

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blazeitmichael:

a masterpost about michael’s small baby hands 

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thatcutielukey:

with lyrics from Disconnected

thatcutielukey:

with lyrics from Disconnected

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toxicwhisper:

DO NOT COPY!

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She Looks So Perfect - Luke's hands
She Looks So Perfect - Luke's hands

(Source: ashtoncmere)

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It’s funny, the stereotypes we given. Lazy, as if we ain’t build an entire country on our backs. Thieves, as if we wasn’t stolen from our home. Hateful, as if we was the ones that murder for dark skin. Selfish, as if we took over another people’s country and claimed they land as our own. Funny, how them stereotypes so perfectly describe the ones who done doomed us all.
— My grandmother, talking to my brother who was recently called, “nothing but a black thug” for daring to wear a hoodie in the rain. (via asiaraymonet)